{"id":29,"date":"2006-12-23T20:26:58","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T20:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitaldna.io\/?p=29"},"modified":"2014-02-05T07:42:52","modified_gmt":"2014-02-05T07:42:52","slug":"got-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.digitaldna.io\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"Got Nuts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is now officially the day before Christmas and it appears someone has been rather naughty. Or would that be just plain dumb?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Todd Shriber, 28-year-old press aide to U.S. Rep. Denny Rehberg, R-Mont., e-mailed the security Web site attrition.org on Aug. 9, writing: &#8220;I need to urgently make contact with a hacker that would be interested in doing a one-time job for me. The pay would be good. Im not sure what exactly the job would entail with respect to computer jargon, but I can go into rough detail upon making contact with a candidate.<\/em>&#8220;<sup><a href=\"http:\/\/www.networkworld.com\/community\/?q=node\/9999<\/p\" onclick=\"this.target='_self';this.href='#footnote-29 1';\" id=\"noted-29-1\" title=\"Congressional aide admits trying to hire hackers -- to boost his college GPA\">[1]<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n<p>One thing for certain, the email correspondence between Mr. Schriber and attrition dot org is, in a word, priceless. Especially this bit about the pigeons and squirrels.<sup><a href=\"http:\/\/www.attrition.org\/postal\/z\/033\/0871.html<\/p\" onclick=\"this.target='_self';this.href='#footnote-29 2';\" id=\"noted-29-2\" title=\"Going Postal\">[2]<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n<p><em>From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)<br \/>To: Todd Shriber (nascar24_08530@yahoo.com)<br \/>Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2006 17:30:44 -0400 (EDT)<br \/>Subject: Re: Question for you or other Attrition members<\/p>\n<p>: Wow, I feel dumb now. I honestly cannot rember if there were pigeons on<br \/>: campus or not. A lot of crazy squirrels, but I cant remember pigeons.<br \/>: Just for my own edification, why do you need to know that? Ill find out<br \/>: for you.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, squirrels work fine. First, lets be clear. You are soliciting me to<br \/>break the law and hack into a computer across state lines. That is a<br \/>federal offense and multiple felonies. Obviously I cant trust anyone and<br \/>everyone that mails such a request, you might be an FBI agent, right?<\/p>\n<p>So, I need three things to make this happen:<\/p>\n<p>1. A picture of a squirrel or pigeon on your campus. One close-up, one<br \/>with background that shows buildings, a sign, or something to indicate you<br \/>are standing on the campus.<\/p>\n<p>2. The information I mentioned so I can find the records once I get into<br \/>the database.<\/p>\n<p>3. Some idea of what I get for all my trouble.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Shriber actually sent attrition dot org pictures of a squirrel. And he wonders why he had less than exemplary grades?<\/p>\n<p><em>From: Todd Shriber (nascar24_08530@yahoo.com)<br \/>To: jericho@attrition.org<br \/>Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:47:07 -0700 (PDT)<br \/>Subject: pictures<br \/>Parts\/Attachments:<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<pre><em> 1 Shown 8 lines Text (charset: ISO-8859-1) 4 852 KB Image, \"49721127-Picture 006.jpg\" 6 817 KB Image, \"2779608244-Picture 007.jpg\"----------------------------------------<\/em><\/pre>\n<p><em><br \/>I hope these work, theres no pigeons, but some of<br \/>other birds and a couple with a squirrel. Let me know<br \/>how to proceed from here. I think theres a way to<br \/>verify that I took these yesterday&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Too bad they didnt ask him to deliver the pictures via <a class=\"wiki\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/SquirrelMail\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"tag\" title=\"wikipedia\">SquirrelMail<\/a>. Alas, Mr. Shribers career has come to a screeching halt<sup><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greatfallstribune.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20061222\/NEWS01\/61222004\" onclick=\"this.target='_self';this.href='#footnote-29 3';\" id=\"noted-29-3\" title=\"Rehberg spokesman fired for trying to change GPA\">[3]<\/a><\/sup> although his stunning stupidity is sure to be rich fodder for &#8220;<em>you know youre a moron when&#8230;<\/em>&#8221; jokes for years to come.<sup><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Todd+Shriber%22+hackers<\/p\" onclick=\"this.target='_self';this.href='#footnote-29 4';\" id=\"noted-29-4\" title=\"Google Todd\">[4]<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>I dont know what is his dumbest move: (a) contacting Attrition in the first place, (b) using a real name Yahoo email address or (c) speaking at length about what he needed?<\/em>&#8220;<sup><a href=\"http:\/\/politics.slashdot.org\/politics\/06\/12\/22\/1550250.shtml<\/p\" onclick=\"this.target='_self';this.href='#footnote-29 5';\" id=\"noted-29-5\" title=\"Republican Aide Tries to Hire Hackers\">[5]<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n<p>How about (d) failing to get a clue when they asked for pictures? At the very least, he should have thought the request was&#8230; well&#8230; a tad squirrely. Whatever the case, if you still dont &#8220;get it&#8221; do check out Joshua Micah Marshalls <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talkingpointsmemo.com\/archives\/011674.php\">Talking Points<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"footnotes\">Footnotes:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li id=\"footnote-29-1\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.networkworld.com\/community\/?q=node\/9999<\/p\">Congressional aide admits trying to hire hackers &#8212; to boost his college GPA<\/a>  <a href=\"#noted-29-1\"><strong>&#182;<\/strong><\/a>\n<li id=\"footnote-29-2\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.attrition.org\/postal\/z\/033\/0871.html<\/p\">Going Postal<\/a>  <a href=\"#noted-29-2\"><strong>&#182;<\/strong><\/a>\n<li id=\"footnote-29-3\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.greatfallstribune.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20061222\/NEWS01\/61222004\">Rehberg spokesman fired for trying to change GPA<\/a>  <a href=\"#noted-29-3\"><strong>&#182;<\/strong><\/a>\n<li id=\"footnote-29-4\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Todd+Shriber%22+hackers<\/p\">Google Todd<\/a>  <a href=\"#noted-29-4\"><strong>&#182;<\/strong><\/a>\n<li id=\"footnote-29-5\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/politics.slashdot.org\/politics\/06\/12\/22\/1550250.shtml<\/p\">Republican Aide Tries to Hire Hackers<\/a>  <a href=\"#noted-29-5\"><strong>&#182;<\/strong><\/a><\/ol>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is now officially the day before Christmas and it appears someone has been rather naughty. 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